Drinking Sayings About The Floor

When i read about the evils of drinking i gave up reading henny youngman comedian.

Drinking sayings about the floor.

Hair of the dog. 21 intoxicatingly funny drinking quotes. Henny youngman was known for his one liner jokes his most notable being take my wife please he is also responsible for this funny drinking quote. I try to start drinking water as soon as my feet hit the floor in the morning mary kay andrews.

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I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. Drinking is an emotional thing. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. There 39 s a lot of slang associated with drinking.

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You re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without. I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. Some drink alcohol find solace some have it to forget their sorrows while its an addiction for some. Funny drinking quotes like this one remind us of all these.

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